stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure



5 Seconds of Summer sit down for an exclusive interview with SiriusXM’s Hits 1 Mikey Piff at SiriusXM Studios on April 22, 2014 in New York City

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